Rating: 0.5

This is fucking terrible.  And I thought Chris Martin had hit his midlife crisis when he started adopting that silly dance/hopping around the stage routine on their last album. But this is it. He is one step away from Dancing with the Stars status. Which reminds me, have you guys seen Dave Chappelle's standup specials yet?

Rating: 1.8

Bros and chris martin. Joy...Did he mention comic book characters? I wonder if these guys will get like ICP famous....

Rating: 1.25

Lazy effort by the 'smokers, and what the f*ck is coldplay doing??