Rating: 1.5

I dislike the idea of FJM more than his actual music. The melodies are reductive but enjoyable nonetheless. Lyrically, I feel like he is way too self-aware of the depth he's trying to create.

Rating: 3.75

id written off FJM in part to i love you honey bear and the seemingly non chalant approach to music. if he dgaf why should i? but this sounds like a more mature and experienced songwriter being thoughtful and creating something.

Rating: 2.25

Jesus reference in under 19 seconds? Welcome back, FJM! Fun fact, you listen to any FJM with headphones, and the left one is broken, 1975 Elton John in gets 20% of his royalties. ('Mr. Tillman' would have been a better choice, but I digress.)