Rating: 2.0

If it's a 100 on the Yatchsky Scale, it's a solid 2.0 in my book. And apparently if it's a 3.33 on the Kevin Kyachtski scale, it's also a 2.0 in my book.

Rating: 2.0

Spandex jackets make it a beautiful world for everyone. Well why not.

Rating: 3.33

Sorry fellas, it's my opinion that once every 3 months a YachtRock™ song must be inserted into this list, heard by 6 ears, and reviewed. This song is gold. Pure AM 1982 gold. Uncut. From Columbia. Cuervo gold, actually. /vc_column_text]